daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke)

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

bornpainted:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

My new favourite post.

fuffuster:

has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are

like

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WHAT THE FUCK

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HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE

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ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL

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????? ?? ? ???????//

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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freddy-krueger:

scatter my ashes to the wind
s-undayevenings:

fade-away-into-nothing:

j-u-s-t-wanting-to-d-i-e:

iloverennerhawkeye:

cucumbersmaug:

sailorssail-cowboysride:

crazysummeradventures:

celebrate-the-magic:

missgreenie14:

landofthefandoms:

I can’t scroll past this without feeling guilty.

:)

:) :)

what do you do when you don’t have one? …

then you look in the mirror and tell yourself how beautiful you are.

^this

All of my followers are my best friends

all my followers + my number one best friend Ellie!

@skipthedinnerwakeupthinner! You are beautiful

@popcornspop I love you

sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

(Source: spoookyqueer)

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.
blue-eyes-white-dargon:

internetcallgirl:

"URINE DANGER"

GOD DAMMIT ITS ALSO A PUN IM REALLY ANGRY
heyfunniest:

a-fifty-year-old-sexual-predator:

negative-g:

oneofthefew:

skittle-happy-matt:

Somebody took a picture of their dog everyday for a year kinda like that video on YouTube and it’s so cute :3

PUPPY TURNS INTO A DOGGY!

Cutest gif in the world

this gif made me cry 

aweeee
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